Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos Released!

What? Is that true? Are those photos here? No, unfortunately what you seek is not here. And what were you doing trolling the Internets looking for them anyway? Do you not have any better way to honor the King of Pop than by seeking pictures of his stiff, prostrate, glue-colored corpse, its chest cavity hacked open with a bone saw? There are much better ways to honor his memory rather than picking over his emaciated corpse like a digital vulture. You could be out in the world laying a wreath at his star on the Walk of Fame, or sitting around in your room blowing cocaine and spinning your old Thriller record, or discreetly watching children play at a local park from behind some shrubs.  Anything would be more fitting really.
The King is dead. Long Live the King.

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