New Camel Snus Ad!

 

FAQ #75

FAQ #75

 

 

Hey, our favorite cocktail napkins are back!  Hat’s off to the guys at RJ Reynolds marketing for this brilliant line of advertising.  We’re at FAQ #75 now, which means a lot of questions are being frequently asked about smokeless tobacco.  

FAQ #75: Can you Snus at a cocktail party?

A. Yes!  Since Snus is spitless, smokeless and comes in a pouch, you can Snus at the boss’s party. 

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Let’s bang out some more FAQs while we are here:

FAQ #64:Can you Snus at a Bris?

A: Yes!  Since Snus is spitless, smokeless and comes in a pouch, you can Snus at while a Rabbi cuts the foreskin off a infant Jewish penis. 

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FAQ #32: Can you Snus at your uncle’s funeral?

A: Yes!  Since Snus is spitless, smokeless and comes in a pouch, you can Snus while they commit your Uncle’s stiff carcass to the frozen, barren earth.

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FAQ#109:  Can you Snus while blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey navigated hovercraft?

A: Yes!  Since Snus is spitless, smokeless and comes in a pouch, you can Snus while behind the wheel.

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