A Strap-On Is The Sexual Equivalent Of A Bionic Arm

I don’t have much to offer other than this title.  Unfortunately, I had just finished the rough draft of a post entitled “President Hu Jintoa: Technocratic 21st Century Superman” when I heard the news about China. That’s out,  so I suppose I should try to elaborate on the strap-on thing.  The thought came to me at a bar the other night and it keeps cracking me up.

Wait a tick! It just occurred to me that if bionic technology does take off, it will likely come through bionic penis engineering.  That’s where the money is. Its the same sad  reason we haven’t seen a malaria pill for decades, but we have three different erectile disfunction pills.  Pharma companies could work on restoring the lives of our disabled veterans OR they could work on restoring the sex lives of under-sexed, over-paid divorcees.

Who’s gonna pay better, the suddenly strapped for cash federal government or fatcat, balding Hollywood producers, flush with cash after pumping out the next generation of escapist, Gilligan’s Island-eque trash to make us forget about the hoover-ville being erected in the dog park across the street.

In the future we can all look forward to an in-box full of bionic penis ads.  Mel Brooks was way ahead of his time, “I see your schwartz is as big as mine”.

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