Folks, don’t be duped by the imposters and me-too posts out there: Sweet Merciful Crap was the first blog on the Internet to title a post “Naked Sarah Palin pictures ” without even the slightest hint that they actually exist. Of course, the news that there are bunch of hacks running around on the Internet and ripping off my work is not news… what is news is how much traffic we’ve generated here. Hell, I got a call from the WordPress CEO this weekend congratulating me on my shrewd tactics, vision, and efforts to elevate the level of national discourse. Major advertisers are beating down my door… and really? It’s this easy to get hits on a blog? Let’s keep this train rolling.
So what’s next for fake posts here on SMC? Barack Obama once endorsed a mail-order Bulgarian S&M kit: See the videos here! Joe Biden served a stint on a Chippendale’s dance troupe in Western Ontario during the late 80s: See his photo shoot as Mr. October on the team calendar, a Sweet Merciful Crap exclusive! Cindy McCain’s long lost Hustler cover!
Now, I don’t want to come across as glib on this matter; getting knocked up at 17 by a redneck hockey player named Levi from Alaska is not a prospect I would wish upon anyone, but I just gotta ask: Hey Mom, how’s this one working out for you?
(CNN) – Sarah Palin, who announced on Monday that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, indicated during her run for Alaska governor that she was a firm supporter of abstinence-only education in schools.
In a 2006 Eagle Forum questionnaire, Palin indicated that she supported funding abstinence-until-marriage education programs instead of teaching sex-education programs.
“Explicit sex-ed programs will not find my support,” Palin wrote in the conservative group’s questionnaire.