President George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Dear President Bush,
My name is Pepe, and it just occurred to me today as I rode the bus that your time in office is winding down. I can only imagine how busy the corridors of power are these days as you crank down the screws on your final policy initiatives, B-team aides scurrying about to and fro, etc., but I was really hoping you might find time to send me an autographed photo of yourself (preferably while as president). I have one of President Clinton on my shelf right now, alongside that of your father when he was president, and I think having yours would give a nice symmetry to the shelf, as well as a firmer sense of chronology/history/perspective.
I would be most appreciative if you could fulfill this request. I wish you all the best in your waning term.