When I asked SMC if I could contribute yet another list of the hottest women in a certain category they said sure, can you do it next week? I said I’m busy next week, they said how about the week after? I said the week after is worse than next week. Finally we agreed on a good time for both of us — true story. Well here it is, the hottest women in American politics. And, be warned that the phrase “in politics” has been very liberally applied cause there sure are a lot of dogs out there running this country.
1 — Jenny Sanford

Work it Jenny
Now I know what your gonna say. Oi, Shane, get it together, Jenny’s not a politician. To that I say two things, one, remember the liberal application of the term “in politics” — so you’re not getting me on that, and two, that you obviously have missed South Carolina political insiders speculating that she could make a run in South Carolina. Either way she is damn sexy, smart, independently wealthy, lives in South Carolina, and probably has about 3 golden retrievers. I say it’s a good thing she ditched “God Boy” Mark Sanford.
2 — Sarah Palin

- Doin it — the only way she knows how
Yep, had to do it. Even though I think that she isn’t fit work at at Oil n’ Go, let alone govern a state or country, she has got a shape to her and I certainly wouldn’t kick her out of bed, as long as she doesn’t open her mouth — not because of what she would say but because of that hideous accent of hers, uughhh! I also have to confess to being a pretty big Todd Palin fan. He just seems like a cool guy who probably fishes pretty hard in the warmer months. Oh, and she looks like Peggy Hill, which is funny.
3 & 4 — Michelle Obama and Jill Biden

Smilin
The first lady and the whatever the Vice President’s wife is called are pretty sexy. Jill is a nice blonde who likes to smile a lot and Michelle is a stylish women who I can honestly say that I would not be man enough to handle. She is big and in charge and I guess Barry handles her alright, but I can’t say for sure causes they don’t really talk publicly about there sex life, at least in the publications I read. Jill, on the other hand, I reckon I could handle, but as we say in Vermont — hard sayin, not knowin, but ya gotta wonder. I do believe there will never be time when we have such babes in the WH so let’s all enjoy it.
5 — Jennifer Granholm

Yep
Eh, I guess. At this point who really cares. Granholm is alright, but I found a particularly flattering picture of her, one where she has longer hair and had not yet become Jennifer Manholm (credit my older brother with that one). She is a Canuck, so, that’s alright. This list seemed like a good idea before I realized that there really aren’t too many hot politicians that I could find. Of course there are probably some bombshell mayors in small towns across the nation but how I am supposed to find them, huh? Some sort of database with a picture of every female mayor and state senator in it? Well I don’t have the resources, maybe in some news organization they have things like that, but that’s none of my business. I made my decision to freelance and I’m gonna live with it.
6 – Caroline Kennedy

Party at the compound
She looks pretty old and not sexy in this picture but she’s alright. She’s a Kennedy, that’s kind of sexy, what with all those parties at the Compound in Hyannis and such. There was a time when she would have been number one on the list (maybe a year ago) but I have changed. I still like her, but she no longer blows me away.
7 – Michelle Bachman

Psycho hose beast
Zach made me put her on the list, I guess he’s got a thing for her. She is a psycho hose beast. I would wager that even her father wouldn’t dispute that. She’s not bad looking, though I thought she was hotter than she actually is. Believe it or not this is the best picture I could find of her. She probably appeals to the kind of guy that find Ann Coulter attractive. Ugghhh!!!
**Yulia Tymoshenko**

Damn!!
Um, yes please, take two. Yulia knows the score even if the Ukraine doesn’t. Could you imagine if our Prime Minister looked like this? Damn!!!! I don’t think she is gonna be el presidente of Ukraine but still, she knows how to work it — Fact. Unfortunately, because of a certain rule, Yulia can’t be on our list (you know the one that says you must be in American politics. I know I’m as angry as anyone) but I still wanted to recognize her for her outstanding work in the field of being sexy.
Ones that didn’t make the list as I could not in good conscience put them on,
- Jan Brewer
- Bev Perdue
- Christine Gregoire
- Maria Cantwell
- Blanche Licoln
- Gretchen Whitmer
I would also like to apologize for my lack of enthusiasm regarding these women and there beauty (save Jenny). I just couldn’t fake it, and for that I apologize. They can’t all be Yulia. Also, I am very aware that I must have missed some hotties that work for Uncle Sam but maybe later we can work together to get this list right.
-Shanedurban